In the pan or in the street or... where exactly did you see white turds?
The only time I've heard of someone having a white turd was when my old housemate Hickers took worming tablets and, on seeing the colour of the dead white (but dead) little critters, compressed into a turdiform object when leaving his rectum, was almost sick. Now unless you also had the same experience I can't imagine, Mr. Tombola, when you might have seen a white turd.
Unless you mean a bird turd, but people tend not to call them turds in these parts.
White turds???
ReplyDeleteIn the pan or in the street or... where exactly did you see white turds?
The only time I've heard of someone having a white turd was when my old housemate Hickers took worming tablets and, on seeing the colour of the dead white (but dead) little critters, compressed into a turdiform object when leaving his rectum, was almost sick. Now unless you also had the same experience I can't imagine, Mr. Tombola, when you might have seen a white turd.
Unless you mean a bird turd, but people tend not to call them turds in these parts.
Yours sincerely,
The Turd Gurgler