Friday, July 29, 2011

Home on the Range

Fan of Spot the Ball? Got an expert knowledge of South Manchester suburbs? Then this is the game for you!


Mark your entry on the gameboard below & post them to the usual address. The closest entry to the centre of Whalley Range might win a prize*




*Or they might not. The judge's decision is final. No correspondence will be entered into. Your home may be at risk.
** With apologies to Martin Handford.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Oll right!

Was alerted to this earlier today and have practically had it on repeat ever since. Amazing:





And it made me think of this, which is wonderful:

Friday, May 20, 2011

Looking back is for the birds

Last time I updated this (May 5) we had eight eggs. No more were laid, and after a week or so of incubating we started to get some chicks:


It was probably never likely that all eight would hatch and grow. Indeed, two never made it (not sure if they never hatched or died soon after) but the remaining six are doing well and growing rapidly:


And I did have a nice video clip of them all cheeping away but I'm having difficulty getting it to load :(

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Bird news

No photos, but EIGHT eggs

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Box Car Willis

Big developments in the box in the last 10 days! We'd not checked it for a week and a quick peep on Good Friday revealed that the floor had been covered by a layer of feathers and moss. Later that day, an egg appeared! Over the weekend more and more were laid and here's the scene from yesterday evening (Tuesday 26th):



So definitely 5 and probably 6.

I'm not sure how my nerves will cope - I'm now having to do daily checks in the evening to make sure that the parent bird (I assume it's the mum) is safely tucked up for the night.


* Not sure how many box/egg puns I'll be able to squeeze out in the forthcoming days/weeks, but I'll be giving it my best shot

Monday, April 11, 2011

Box of delights

I've no doubt that regular readers, particularly Gaz, will have been wondering about the latest news from our bird box. After this post a couple of months back, we had high hopes for some nesting action. It turned out that the batteries on the camera drained faster than a broken bath which meant we had no signal for a while, but we're now plugged in and back in action.

So what's happening in there? We're not sure, is the honest answer. A pair of blue tits can regularly be seen flying in and out, and once in there they do lots of pecking at the entrance hole and scrabbling about.


But there's no sign of any actual nest material yet, let alone eggs.

"Oi! Quit spying on me!"


There's another two nest boxes elsewhere in the garden and they keep flying into those too. It was always a gamble choosing where to put the camera and it could be that there is far more of interest going on in one of the others.

Music Diary Project pt2

...continued from yesterday, this is my contribution to the Music Diary Project.

Friday
I'm woken by the sounds of British Sea Power - the favourite band of the mate I'm staying in London with. BSP are a band that I've always liked whenever I've heard them by accident but I've never made much of an effort to listen to them properly. Something I really ought to remedy.

Today I'm going to Southend, the last leg of my week's jaunts. The weather is fantastic again but I'm not feeling particulary sunny: a bit nauseous thanks to the previous night's gathering in the pub of old Uni mates. It doesn't help that I'm carting my massive, heavy bag around again as I'm heading back to Manchester later.

Completing this log has made me realise that I would likely use my ipod a lot less if I wasn't so easily irritated - I tend to use it to drown out other noises, be it incessant sniffing, phone conversations, or the tish-tish of music leached from poor-quality earphones. So on the train I switch on the ipod with no prior thoughts about what to listen to. The screen opens on the Lightning Seeds and I then recall a conversation from the night before about them. I was looking to see what I had on there (Jollification and Dizzy Heights; I ought to put Pure and Sense on, or at least some of the tracks anyway). But Jollification is always a pleasure to hear and suits the weather so on it goes. I've never taken this train route before and spend a lot of time looking out of the window. Purfleet - isn't that where the Sky darts takes place? Rainham Marshes - manage to spot a couple of swans and a magpie as we zip past. Time for a look at the crossword...rubbish, my head is clearly not up to the task right now. BSP pop back into my head as I realise we're near Canvey Island ("H5N1, killed a wild swan...").

Mid-afternoon, on the train back to London. Listen to 'Mines' by Menomena and attempt the crossword again now that my head is a bit clearer. Do slightly better. I'm taking a different route back, passing through Billericay this time, which leads to thinking about Ian Dury.

Finally on the train back to Manchester and looking forward to a couple of days that won't involve rail travel. I flick through the ipod while dozing off, listening to bits of 'Lustre' by Ed Harcourt, 'Origin:Orphan' by the Hidden Cameras, and 'Pause' by Four Tet. Nearing home and being back in the north-west I feel I should listen to some Elbow and choose 'Station Approach', followed by some Doves (Kingdom of rust, 10:03, Black & White town).

Saturday
I don't recall listening to anything during the day, but I hear snippets of LOTS of songs in the evening when Claire and I see the hugely talented and very funny Frisky & Mannish. Their Eurorave version of 'Creep' is genius. Whenever I try and describe them to others it just sounds crap, so I won't bother and will just include a clip:



Sunday
Having done no exercise for a fortnight and with the Manchester 10k now only weeks away, I drag myself out for a run on Sunday morning. On previous runs I've flipped between listening to things like the Prodigy or the Wu-Tang Clan, to a documentary about Bob Monkhouse or a few instalments of the History of the World in 100 objects. Today I remember that I've not finished the Ken Bruce/Rob Brydon show from April 1st so continue with that.

I finally get the chance to write all of this up Sunday evening and listen to a mixture of Gruff Rhys, Leaves, Eels and Beck while I do so.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Music Diary Project

I've been away for most of the last ten days, mainly for work reasons, visiting such exotic places as Great Yarmouth, Didcot (low-flying red kites and a big power station on the edge of town that a friend accurately described as looking like the nuclear plant in The Simpsons), Bromley, Woking and Southend. During this time I've had limited access to a computer and the internet, which has meant that my involvement with Nick Southall's Music Diary Project has been reduced to scrawled jottings on bits of paper carried around in my bag (attempting to write anything more than a couple of sentences using my phone would have been a hellish experience).

So here's my listening experiences from the last seven days...

Monday
I'm on my travels with work this week and spend much of the morning working out what I'll be needing and packing my bag (I'm forever attempting to carry too much, and doubtless doing untold damage to my joints). Earlier, I remembered hearing that The Music are splitting up (and the Bluetones too! A seismic few days indeed) and decided to listen to some of theirs while packing: Take the long road and walk it, The dance, Float, Getaway (never liked the slower ones so skipped them). I have fond memories of The Music: I was at Uni in Leeds at the time they were starting out and saw them several times in small venues, including what must have been an important early show full of industry bods. I can't remember exactly why I was there - it wasn't to see the band as I'd not heard of them at that point. Tony Wilson signed my ticket (still got it somewhere, if I remember rightly he wrote "THE MUSIC = THE BEST") and I also spoke with some members of Embrace who I think said they were there as they shared a manager with The Music. I dragged my dad to see them in Manchester not long after as I thought they were great. He wasn't impressed though. I enjoyed listening to these tracks again, particularly 'Take the long road and walk it', which I remember Steve Lamacq playing on the Evening Session for the first time. Brought back many memories of University days. Also, you'd have to look bloody carefully, but I'm somewhere in the video for 'The People' - they put on a free gig in the Dark Arches in Leeds which was filmed for the video. Insider exclusive: at the end they reshot some staged crowdsurfing footage and we had to pretend that the band were still playing.



I spend much of the day either on a train or waiting for one. In doing so, I listen to a couple of radio shows downloaded from the last few days. First, Adam and Joe's show from Saturday. Great to have them back. I listen in bursts, as I also do some reading while on the train and this would be too distracting to have on at the same time. Of the show, I particularly enjoyed hearing 'I come from another planet, baby', by Julian Cope (I do like his pronunciation of 'baby' in the chorus). Of the stuff that I hadn't heard before, I liked something from a Warp remix album, a track by Everything Everything (that I initially guessed might be new TV on the Radio) and a soundtrack piece by Ennio Morricone. The second show I listen to is Ken Bruce's from April 1st. Or more accurately, Rob Brydon impersonating Ken Bruce. I'd heard about the show after the event so didn't have any of the bewilderment that usual listeners probably had, but it was funny nonetheless.

Arriving in Didcot, I need to find somewhere to go for tea. I choose the least-rough looking pub. Music is on in while I'm in there but most of it passes me by. The first to catch my attention is what I assume is the new single by Noah and the Whale. My wife had told me a couple of days earlier that she doesn't like the spelling in the chorus so I know it must be this once they launch into L.I.F.E.G.... or whatever it is. Sounds pleasant enough, and a million times better than '5 years time'. Queen's 'Another one bites the dust' and then La Bamba follow.

Back in my B&B (flimsy definition that...the second 'B' consists of a couple of boxes of cereal (open), 2 scones wrapped in cling film and a box of teabags), I do some reading for work. I usually turn to instrumental soundtrack pieces for this as I like having music on in the background but anything with lyrics tends to be too distracting. So I turn to a couple of regular choices: the soundtracks from Fargo and Barton Fink by Carter Burwell (same album) and follow up with The Man who wasn't there.


Tuesday
I didn't listen to anything today until getting the train from Oxford - London late-afternoon. This is unusual for me as I usually have music on at every opportunity. I wonder if the act of logging my listening like this made me too self-conscious and prevented me from picking anything. Still, I get to hear chiffchaffs as I walk through Didcot in the morning.

On the train I'm reading some of the ton of newspaper that I regularly cart around with me (and leave piled around the house, to the endless exasperation of my wife). I go for more instrumental music - something to drown out the noise from other passengers, but nothing too distracting. I go for the two albums by Diskjokke: En fin tid, and Staying in. These see me through my tube journey from Paddington to New Cross.


Wednesday
It's a gorgeous day in South London and for my journey to Bromley I want to enjoy some sunny pop to match the weather. I go for Camera Obscura's 'My maudlin career' but after listening to French Navy, The sweetest thing, and Honey in the sun, I remember that much of the album isn't actually very upbeat. Perhaps distracted by scrolling my ipod, I realise with horror that I'm marooned on the SE rail network and heading in the wrong direction. Listening to music and not paying attention to station/train annoucements probably didn't help.

After doing what's needed at Bromley, I'm at Catford Bridge rail station thinking about what to listen to next. It's indirectly through Embrace that I'm doing this log and I figure that I ought to play something of theirs. The weather's beautiful so, 'A Glorious day' it is. I follow this with 'Lucky Shiner' by Gold Panda. Back in New Cross, I find a lovely cafe for lunch . There's music on while I eat, but the only thing that really grabs me is Johnny Cash's cover of 'Bridge over troubled water'. At one point I'm not sure whether a harmony is a backing vocal on the song or someone singing along in the cafe.

With work done by mid-afternoon I head to the cinema. It feels slightly wrong even contemplating sitting in a dark room on a day like this but I want to see Source Code and am not sure when I'll get the opportunity otherwise. I listen to some Grandaddy en route (Skateboarding saves me twice, Summer here kids, AM180). Hearing their first album always reminds me of a trip to Amsterdam c.1999 where I bought the CD [would have been cheaper to head into Manchester, arf!]. I've always thought that the face on the cover looks like a young Gruff Rhys.
At the same time I bought 'Return of the Rentals' by The Rentals, but that gets far fewer airings - aside from one track ('The love I'm searching for'), I'm not sure I've listened to the album beyond its first play. I heart Grandaddy. They've got beautiful tunes but if I'm feeling melancholy they're likely to tip me over the edge. I don't know if it's Jason Lytle's voice, words, or the music but there's something heartbreaking about many of their songs. Our trashing of the natural world, and a constant sense that things will break down and collapse, be it emotional relationships, or your new computer. Or losing your cat. The one about the band breaking up ('This is how it always starts') is devastating. That said, there's usually a grain of optimism present too: "I may be limping, but I'm coming home". I remember once reading an interview with Hope of the States where the singer was talking about their music being 'sad, but hopeful'. This applies far more to Grandaddy I'd say. Anyway, after all this pondering of melancholic tunes it's time for something more cheery, so I go for some Hal.

On leaving the cinema (Source Code, excellent), I put on Clint Mansell's music from Moon, the previous film by Duncan Jones (son of... etc etc). Things got a bit mindbending when I got outside. I checked Twitter and see that Nick (whose idea was this Diary Project) is in Covent Garden looking for a record shop. I tweet back that there's Fopp on Earlham St and as I'm at Leicester Square I deicde to heard that way and perhaps say hello if I spot him. A few minutes later, I'm in Fopp, with the theme from a sci-fi film in my ears, scanning the faces of customers and regularly refreshing Twitter. Having a few minutes earlier been engrossed in a film that involved looking carefully at a crowd of strangers, I'm finding this a little weird. There's no sign of Nick and I have to get back to New Cross to meet friends so I head off. The experience brings to mind the time that I saw Memento and came home to find my housemates had replaced the curtains in teh front room while I was out. I was stood, bewildered, outside the house, my mind already scrambled by the memory and time flipping film and now totally baffled: the front window didn't look like that when I left. Is this my house?

On the train I fancy hearing something a bit spacey/sci-fi, and go for some Ladytron. 'Deep blue' does the trick, followed by 'Ghosts'. Uh-oh. Another train screw-up. And a biggy this time - I'm on the way to Rochester. If I've learned anything today then it's surely not to listen to music when on unfamiliar train routes. I go for some Michael Nyman to relax me on the ensuing pointless two-hour round trip...

Thursday
I start the day with a song by Electronic in my head. This is due to seeing some post addressed to 'Wing Sin' on the way out of the building. Immediately, I start humming "I don't know where to begin, living Wing Sin....". It's another scorcher outside so I put 'Summer in the City' by the Lovin' Spoonful on.

I'm doing more train travelling today (no more mistakes, please!) and flick around the ipod while on the tube. 'That's how I got to Memphis', by Mt. Analog & Karl Blau. This song reminds me of Danny Baker (get well soon) as I heard it through his radio show. It's similar to Grandaddy I think, in the sense of sadness that pervades it. I don't know enough about music to say whether it is a particular key or whatever. And that just reminds me of Spinal Tap and Nigel Tufnell demonstrating the saddest chord.

Someone on the train to Woking is sniffing. A lot. So in go the earphones again, this time 'Big echo' by the Morning Benders. Which is a terrible name for a band. I see on Twitter later that Right Said Fred were on Daybreak earlier, which inspires a burst of their stone-cold, pop classic debut 'Up'.

While doing some work later I put on the Sea of Bees album. I bought this after reading reviews that mentioned a track called 'Willis'. That alone was enough to make me buy it. Alongside the album 'Come get some' by Willis, that's the sum total of my Willis music playlist. Please let me know if I'm missing anything else.

And I'll have to write up the rest of this tomorrow.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

I'll Double Dare it back

Anyone else ever wonder what happened to Peter Simon?

Comedy fall guy to Shane Richie's straight man on Run the Risk, he was evidently so attached to the gunge that he regularly fell into that he now carries some around with him in his role on Bid TV:





I'm also fairly sure that I once saw him 'perform' as Ronald McDonald at half-time of a Man City game in the mid-90s.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The reward is my Shephard, I shall not want

Can anyone top this for a less inspiring "prize"?


'Ray of sunshine'? It would put me right off my Smacks

Having said that, it might be fun to discuss shared interests in actors and films. Perhaps, to take an example entirely at random, we could discuss the masterly qualities of Forest Whitaker and how he does that thing with his eye*



* I once saw Mr Shephard actually ask James McAvoy this question while promoting The Last King of Scotland

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Tae Kwon Doh!


Had to read this a couple of times before I realised that 'Pan To' was not another form of martial art.

He's behind you! (and about to break your back with a flying kick)

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Bipping off my bosh 'til my pips mosh



"Open wide and say urghhhhh...."


I'm all for nice graphic design and doing everything possible to make a course as attractive as possible. Plus I like passion fruits. Really, I'm a fan. But this is disgusting. It looks like an eel with an oral yeast infection. Or the aftermath in Billy's bedroom when the Gremlins hatch.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Livin' in a box

On Saturday we got very excited by this appearing on our TV screen:


Can you guess what it is?


It's the first fruits of my Christmas present: a wireless bird box camera! After hours of fiddling about drilling holes in the box, crafting waterproof storage for the battery pack, attaching this pack to the tree, improvising a wedge from newspaper to ensure the camera points the right way etc etc, we finally got the box up and connected at 5pm on Saturday. We then tried the TV to check that the signal was working. And success! A blue tit (honest, that blob at the bottom is a blue tit) had immediately nipped in and was settling down for the evening. I know the focus isn't great, but that's my fault and not that of the equipment (in taking the lens cap off I knocked it but didn't realise until we switched the TV on).

Excitment was tempered somewhat on Sunday: the signal went and we couldn't see anything on screen. Whether that is due to the constant rain affecting things, or a problem with the battery connection I don't know. We're planning to ditch the battery pack and string a cable across the garden to a plug but that will have to wait for the timebeing. All being well though we'll be back streaming soon and *hopefully* some nest-building and bird family action: I look forward to Springwatch from my very own sofa. CP can be Kate Humble but the annoying one with too many glasses and a braying laugh is not welcome.

Monday, January 31, 2011

On her Majesty's secret service

Very sad to learn of the passing of John Barry this morning. Perfect time to play some of his music, and remember the hugely enjoyable evening spent listening to it as part of Jarvis Cocker's Meltdown in 2007.

Here's some of what I wrote then:

Tonight I shall be attending this, and I am very excited indeed. I've been a big fan of John Barry's music since being introduced to Bond films as a kid and my interest has grown from there. Those lucky enough to be in attendance at the first (and likely only) Tombola DJ set will, I'm sure, have fond recollections of hearing the Moonraker theme (end title). Not too sure how much involvement Brer Barry had with the discofying of that version but it's on his Moonraker soundtrack so it's good enough for me. Also on that album is the track, 'Bond Smells A Rat', which is one of the best titles in my collection.

As if I couldn't be excited enough already, the adrenaline levels will only be increased further by the involvement of John Barry Bingo.

***

It was amazing. The only minor downer was that I'd convinced myself that Shirley Bassey would make a special guest appearance to sing Goldfinger and sadly that wasn't to be. That aside, it was class. I thought I might actually explode during the Bond medley at the end.

Here's a very ropey pic of the master getting a standing ovation:


Tombolablog salutes you!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Danger Mouse

I know that times are hard, austerity Britain etc. etc., but B&Q's new pest control range seems a little too basic to me.

Anyone else play 'Splat the rat' at school summer fairs?

Still, I guess it's good for the environment - no poison lying about etc. Looks a bit messy though. Should at least come with a mop. I could have done with one of these in Brixton when I was using discarded masonry to smash in unfortunate rodents. That experience may never leave me :(

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Going back to Houston, to get me some pants

Just spotted a very improbable musical parallel. Anyone else see a similarity between the opening 10 seconds or so of these unlikely bedfellows?








Perhaps I'm on my own with that one. Happy Christmas!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

I don't think Biddy Baxter would approve

Found crumpled in the wastebin at White City*:

"Get a cat"? Don't they already have one?


A crueller person than I who watched during the 1980s might add 'Bring Joey Deacon back'.



* not really. Think I picked this up on the street on the way home.

You're a bum, you're a punk, you're an old slut on junk

I refuse to switch off the life support on Blog Party (there's life in the old blog yet) and continue to keep things ticking over for the time being with a drip feed of little morsels.

Like this photo from Kuala Lumpur (no time like the present eh? I only took it in April 2009!). Can't see this clothing brand ever achieving global success:

Apparently they do a fine line in knickers and gruds

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Death Race 2011

Some of you will be aware of this, others may not. If you fancy getting involved, drop me a line; if you're appalled at the very thought, well, best look away.

With one month to go in the current round, it's time to get ready for the 2011 game. For those who are new to this, here's how it works:

- Pick 10 people who you predict will die between Jan 1 and Dec 31 2011. Male, female, young or old, they just need to be in the public eye (so you can't pick the old geezer who lives down the road. Unless that happens to be, say, George Cole from off of Minder)

- You'll then score points for every correct prediction. It's 100 points MINUS their age. So Bernard Matthews (80) would have got you 100-80 = 20 points; John from Jedward would score 100-19 = 81 points. Anyone aged 100 or older gets you 1 point.

- The player with the most points as at midnight 31.12.11 is the winner.

- When you've decided on your squad, send your list to me by Dec 31 2010. I'll collate them and then distribute to the other players once we're underway.

- After a bit of arguing this year, there are no restrictions on picking people with terminal illnesses/prolonged vegetative states etc. Although having been asked by one imaginative player, there is one restriction: you can't pick anyone who is on Death Row/condemned to death by stoning etc etc.

- No cost to enter. As a result there's no great prize, but I am working on something special.

- And don't feel you need to leave it til the last minute. Get your lists in as soon as you like and if one of them kicks it before the end of this year you can of course replace them.

Remember - I must have your lists by Dec 31st!

Pip pip!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

You can't be too careful



Sign o' the times unfortunately