The sound of one hand clapping

I tweeted something on Saturday (that's right haters, I've succumbed. Deal with it.) and fully anticipated that it would become a sensation, zoom around the world, and by this morning I would be in the Metro, with Stephen Fry praising my wit.

No, Akira said it was horrendous and that was that.

But I'm proud of it, so here it is again (slightly revised) for posterity!


Sorry to see that Star Wars again missed out of the Queen's Birthday honours list.
How much longer must we wait for Obi-Wan Kenobi OBE?

HOOPOE!