Thursday, December 21, 2006

Every loser wins.... aka 'Don't be a sinner, be a winner'.....aka Zero to hero

I feel that in January, my move south didn't get off to the best of starts. Within a couple of weeks I mislaid my wallet and the police made their feelings about me very clear indeed:

















Well, 12 months have passed and now perhaps the balance has been restored. This parcel came for me last week:
















I may not write again before the end of the year, so Happy Christmas one and all.

With my feelings of self-worth restored, here's to a great 2007!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Tombolablog Christmas Campaign

Today we launch our Christmas campaign. Charity shops are seen as a benign, welcoming component of our high streets and shopping centres. They provide essential funds for continued charity work, while at the same time allowing thrifty shoppers to pick up bargains and possibly even something underpriced that is actually worth far more.

However, Tombolablog today highlights the darker underbelly of these apparently innocuous shops. Our children and pensioners must be protected from being exposed to the filth on open sale in these establishments. We hereby launch a campaign to clean up Britain's charity shops.

Confused? We present Exhibit A, picked up by our undercover reporter in the Barnado's store in Brixton:

















They should be ashamed.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Mauschwitz

The battle goes on....CP's arrival in the big city heralded an increase in activity in the war on rodents. We recently had five (count 'em) traps primed and ready in the kitchen: two humane box traps, two spine busting snap traps, and an innovative use of a bucket, a piece of card, and some peanut butter that I thought was a sure-fire winner:










But it was not to be. The mice flatly ignored it, along with the two peanut butter smeared snap traps. Damn them and their evolved intellect!


However, they aren't completely smart. In the space of four days, we caught two of the little b*stards in the humane traps (again baited with peanut butter). They were both taken for a little walk across Brixton and deposited on a patch of grass.

For a short time we started to believe that maybe, just maybe, that was it. But no, a few dropping-free days later, the signs were back. Yeah yeah, perhaps those few days were just the time needed for Chester & Fievel to make their way back to the house. Last night I got angry. And angry meant thinking more inhumanely. I hit upon the following idea: next time we catch one in a humane trap, we could position it directly in front of a snap trap, and then open the humane trap up, giving the unfortunate incumbent two options: starve, or snap. A bit like an animal version of 'Saw'.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 blogs and here's the ton

That's right, 100 blogs. One hundred. What a year it's been. Time for a real life blog party:




Drinks were consumed....

...jokes were shared...

...and a great time was had by all!







As the night wore on, Tombolablog got rather amorous with the toaster. He should watch out, he'll only end up getting burned.








Alas, rather too many drinks were imbibed by Tombolablog, resulting in the inevitable:






Chin chin! x