Just another prick on the wall

The culmination of another X-Factor is all very well, but what everyone's really talking about this morning is who will win the Only Connect Wall Night special this evening. Go knitters!

Let me take my chances on the wall of death

Yo! People who like seeing me failing to do 'banter' on the telly, rejoice! I'll be doing it again in a week or so.

In the meantime, here's an exclusive backstage snap from filming. Can you guess what show it is?

From the Ritz to the Rubber room: No idea why it was called that

Something spooky going down now

Here's the window of a pub in Ashton. 'Murder' and 'Kill' written in blood are probably related to Halloween, but having been in a few pubs around there, it's safest not to make assumptions.



See you there!

Q. When does a flower look like a vampire bat?

A. When it's one of these.


Anyone know what this is?


Will I ever do an entry longer than a few lines ever again?

POP QUIZ!

Q. What are the two best records with falcons on the cover?


A:


Wilco - Sky Blue Sky





If you know of any better, leave a comment...