"We often pop over to Brixton to see our boy Tombola. But now that these draconian restrictions have been passed, where are we supposed to park?", asked Ad-Rock, yesterday. MCA added, "Lambeth Council have not heard the last of this. Sometimes (you gotta) fight DUR DUR for your right DUR DUR DUR DUR (to park!). Kick it!"
Local VW owners were not available for comment, although they are believed to be pleased with the new regulations.