I've been pondering putting this one up for some time, because it's not of the best possible taste.
Alright then, sod it. It's my blog.
Last year I grew my own vegetables and tried to buy things in season, and avoid items with massive food miles. I'm always very careful with sorting the recycling properly. But that's small fry really. If we're to have any chance of reducing greenhouse gases and avoiding the looming environmental catastrophe, it needs real effort and tough choices.
Luckily for the world, I think I may have cracked it.
The solution? Masturbate for the environment. Seriously. I've been wanking furiously for the past month and have already more than halved my nocturnal emissions.
I must be a contender for a Nobellend prize with that.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
If I knew you were coming I'd have spat in your cake
Hi there, hope you've been keeping well. It's been too long. I almost got through an entire month there without adding a single entry so had to rectify that. I used to blog lots y'know.
Anyways, there's been lots happening down at Tombolablog recently and that partially explains the lack of anything on here. I'll tell you about it later. In the meantime, let's continue with a recurring theme (and easy target).
I know I've moaned about all of the adverts and general noise on the Underground, but if they all end up going on video screens, I'll definitely miss the standard poster ones. It'll be much harder to take photos of them for mocking on here for one thing. Like I did in October 2006. Here's the latest to be met with snorts of derision. It's about a man who has purchased a reasonably-priced automobile.
Is that the smuggest, most punchable face in the world? It actually makes me feel angry just looking at it. URGH! I never believed I would find a face that I would like to slap more than Richard Arnold's but, unbelievably, I think this pips it.
Incidentally, this is what 'Ukgameshows.com' says about Mr. Arnold:
Former DJ who did the "odd slot" (oo-er) for Radio Scotland. Now best known for stints on GMTV and gabbing about soap operas, although surely the peak of his career to date is, as imdb.com puts it so neatly, "Children in Need" presenter - East Midlands Airport.
Anyways, there's been lots happening down at Tombolablog recently and that partially explains the lack of anything on here. I'll tell you about it later. In the meantime, let's continue with a recurring theme (and easy target).
I know I've moaned about all of the adverts and general noise on the Underground, but if they all end up going on video screens, I'll definitely miss the standard poster ones. It'll be much harder to take photos of them for mocking on here for one thing. Like I did in October 2006. Here's the latest to be met with snorts of derision. It's about a man who has purchased a reasonably-priced automobile.
Is that the smuggest, most punchable face in the world? It actually makes me feel angry just looking at it. URGH! I never believed I would find a face that I would like to slap more than Richard Arnold's but, unbelievably, I think this pips it.
Incidentally, this is what 'Ukgameshows.com' says about Mr. Arnold:
Former DJ who did the "odd slot" (oo-er) for Radio Scotland. Now best known for stints on GMTV and gabbing about soap operas, although surely the peak of his career to date is, as imdb.com puts it so neatly, "Children in Need" presenter - East Midlands Airport.
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