I've been pondering putting this one up for some time, because it's not of the best possible taste.
Alright then, sod it. It's my blog.
Last year I grew my own vegetables and tried to buy things in season, and avoid items with massive food miles. I'm always very careful with sorting the recycling properly. But that's small fry really. If we're to have any chance of reducing greenhouse gases and avoiding the looming environmental catastrophe, it needs real effort and tough choices.
Luckily for the world, I think I may have cracked it.
The solution? Masturbate for the environment. Seriously. I've been wanking furiously for the past month and have already more than halved my nocturnal emissions.
I must be a contender for a Nobellend prize with that.
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