We recently had a very nice trip to Egypt and here, for your enjoyment, are some jokes that I made up while I was there. CP found them all, without fail, utterly hilarious:
What do you call Rolf Harris' gang that he has in Sudan?
Rolf's Khartoum Club
What do you say to someone who has fallen in the river and then claims that they don't need help?
He's in denial!
What do you call Rolf Harris' gang where he writes your name in hieroglyphics inside a sort of ovoid shaped outline?
Rolf's Cartouche Club
Did you hear about the dyslexic Council person who got in trouble for popping everyone's car tyres?
He installed cactis in the road [instead of cat's eyes]
What do you call Rolf Harris' gang for elk-like animals?
Rolf's Caribou Club
[please stop - Ed.]
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