Tuesday, June 09, 2009

"Maid required. Must be prepared to do a whole lot more than ironing"

While away I enjoyed checking out the latest Malayan news in the papers that were available in the hotels and aeroplanes. Depressingly, the main sports stories were ALWAYS about the EPL (English Premier League), while the major news story was the change to a new Prime Minister, which was occurring while we were out there. The papers were always full of subservient full-page ads from the directors of various companies, either thanking the outgoing PM for his wonderful work for the good of Malaysian people, or congratulating the new PM on his appointment and wishing him every success.



While flicking through the April 8 edition of the Star (the one with the best cartoons), and scanning the readers letters, I came across the following:



Tombolablog's advice to all prospective maids: If he suggests you polish his family jewels, it's time to leave


Wowser! What kind of service does 'Swan' expect??? Come on Fomema, get your act together and scan all maids for herpes. And while you're at it, only employ ones with big tits.

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