Where to begin eh? I like the increasingly histrionic use of capitals but my favourite part has to be the penultimate sentence. It sounds like something from a Bond film:
[Bond strapped to a table, in a dark, grimy cell. Head Villain strolls around the room, brandishing a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.]
Bond: "Your plan will never succeed, Mr Suwareh!"
Mr Suwareh: "Your pain is my responsibility 007....you will not be disappointed [evil cackle]"
Having said that, if he really can solve my problems in a few days then he could be worth a call. Wonder if the power of Kahteem has much to say about academic careers?
EDIT:
Have just looked on google to try and learn about the power of Kahteem. The only link to come up was this: http://www-us.flickr.com/photos/schnappi/37861589/in/set-138866/. Mr Suwareh evidently has an accomplice!
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If I had to choose, I would go for Baba Lee because he spelt disappointed correctly. But as it happens, I dont need any exorcisms conducted this week.
I hear that Baba Lee is shit.
Happy birthday Frankie.
I'm going to call him and ask him for a loan, as HSBC won't give me one. C**ts.
Why has he done a couple of sudokus in the corner of the ad?
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