Tombola

Of course it's a pun.

It would have been tomfoolery but that got used already. But actually, this works. Like the classic church/school fete game, this blog can be viewed as a tombola of sorts. Some entries will end in a metaphorical '5' or a '0' and although you won't win a prize they'll be the ones that are easy and fun for me to write, and they might make you smile too.

Others (and probably the majority if I'm to persevere with this clumsy analogy) will represent the tickets ending in any other digit. They'll be crap, disposable, inane, self-obsessed rubbish.

Roll up! 1 ticket for 20p, 6 for a pound!